I took for granted Carol's tree-hugging, granola-loving ways while we lived together, and often made fun of her behind her back for being such a hippie. Two weeks after our separation, I now see that she was a gift sent from God, on a mission to save our world from a very inconvenient truth.
With Carol gone, the Stars and Us Weeklies just pile up, waiting to be recycled (I try to keep the Forbes around so people will think I'm smart when they come over). My usual 20 minute hot showers have somehow turn into 40 minute scalding hot showers. I looked at my desk this morning at work and realized I had 4 stryrofoam products on my desk!!
Carol's little heart would break if she knew.
In my defense, I needed them all for very different reasons! One cup had milk, one had water, one had coffee, and I needed a little styrofoam bowl for my cereal! Sigh. If only Carol was around to guilt-trip me into believing that I am single-handedly destroying the Earth with my excessive styofoam usage.
Which I probably am. Oh well! If the Earth dies tomorrow, then sorry guys!! At least you won't have to worry about global warming anymore!
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